On Monday the Germans arrive, properly dressed and right on time. Tuesday comes and the Italians are a bit late, but who cares they made good pasta. On Wednesday the French people realise that they are only 15 minutes late, they are so proud that they give themselves a few more minutes in bed (which in real time would be the whole afternoon). On Thursday the Estonians already started partying. They get hold of some vodka and all of a sudden all the furniture is gone and by midnight all the sleeping people somehow ended up in the Estonians room (yes they had to steal them too).

Every Friday there's a package waiting for the Belgians, containing tons of chocolate and cartoons. (We can coun't them out from the party, they'll be busy). The only sign of life will be a constant smack and once in a while a giggle.
On Saturday the Czech will join the party, but don't look for any Vodka in the Supermercado, the Czech are good at cleaning the shelves (of Vodka of course). The Swedish girl no one has seen during the whole week, finally shows up to join the after party. Since she hasn't been drinking from Monday to Friday (come on they don't do that in Sweden) she makes it up by drinking up everything she has in half an hour, because you have to be quiet at midnight and in Sweden the rules are to be followed! Stand in line people, come on! Two and two!

By the time the vodka is out, the Germans got hold of lots of free beer, so now it's getting "geil"! On Sunday the only people you'll meet in the living room are the Germans and the Swedes because they are used to get up in time. (Boring huh?) Oh and not to forget our lovely dog, who speaks 6 languages (7 if you count' the different accents of Woff wooofff)

Yeah, so we live like a big happy family. The catholic Czechs are happy that Jesus is our Homie and protects us from the evil surrounding in the world. Corcovado bless us all!